The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.

Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"
by 9CRIMES October 28, 2008
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A penis long enough to slap a bitch and make a sound.
Gerbenn used his schlap to slap his ex.
by Gerbenn May 08, 2018
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a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping, sex,etc)
*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good
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a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping,sex,etc)
*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good
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To feel heavy effects of nicotine use, such as sweating, lightheadedness, dizziness and euphoria.
"Man that stogie got me soooo schlapped!!!"
by Mr.Sassafras May 05, 2016
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To slap someone whilst they are staring into space with a wet hand esp one that has been licked by the owner.

Originated in Hitchin, Hertfordshire U.K. spelling is as the word is said to highlight the wet apsect ofthe sound your hand makes as it 'schlaps' your unsuapecting friends face and ruins his daydream.

also 'Schlapped'can be used for the past tense when retelling the story.

#1 "Gus was just sitting there daydreaming and out of no where I schlapped him and he went mental and punched me."

#2 "one good schlap deserves another"
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