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When an intoxicated female engages in sexual acts with an unattractive male. She later regrets all choices made.
by Steve Marcus January 16, 2008
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015