1.Nonsense
(N). Please read the book before you write schibly on your essay.

2. Unproductive
(Adjective). Due to the governments schibly, our nation has been effected by a government shutdown.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you