straight destroyed mentally, shit-faced

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media

getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.

To get retardedly drunk

To become so inebriated or stoned that one
is mostly brain dead yet has a placid or even happy exterior demeanor.

When you are planning to get fucked up, retarded