getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation

Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.

To get retardedly drunk

(v) to Schiavo - to manually turn off the computer by pulling the plug rather than going through the shutdown process.

To feel hungry or starved.

Originated from the Terry Schiavo right-to-die debate, and it only went downhill from there.

(v.) To continue the life of something (whether it's a joke, a person, or something else) long after it's dead.

When you are planning to get fucked up, retarded