scheming

developing a system to success!!!

Plotting and scheming the future of my career.

by BigBossDog420 November 28, 2013

Scheming

(v.) to try to get a girl by any means necessary particularly by being sly or sneaky

Ben: Yo me and my girlfriend just broke up two nights ago

John: Well damn that's why Joe was scheming so hard on her at the party last night

by Neb Movies October 20, 2015

Scheme

v.
1) subvert or undermine one's authority
2) devise an evil and or heartless plan of deception

n.
1) someone or something that subverts or undermines one's authority
2) a shady/creepy person

I'm pretty sure Bobby could win the Scheme Olympics for following Betty after school everyday.

And the title for Top Scheme goes to...(drum roll)...one by the name of Michael Jackson!

by Doctor Scheme December 28, 2013

scheming

When a guy is hitting on a girl.

He thought she was hot, so he started scheming on her at the club.

by Julie Johnson September 22, 2010

Scheme

Perl for drug addicts

"I am going to learn Scheme, man."

"You a crackhead, pothead, or meth-head?"

by Ryon420 July 25, 2008

schemed

When you plot something in such a way where you will most likely be the only one to benefit, and if your scheme fails, no one will suspect that it was you.

"There will be no scheming in this household, it is about time that you've schemed enough."

by Avatar Laura November 8, 2013

scheming

when great minds such as bruce, eric, and denise put thier minds together to form and ingenious yet ridiculous plan of action

bruce - we got to scheme for this weekend
eric - nigguh we got to scheme for tonight
denise - you guys are fucking dumb
bruce - lets start scheming

by bruce almighty aka god August 26, 2008