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1. German word for "crap" or "shit"
2. Exclamtion frequently used by me when I am angry, frustrated, or surprised.
by Mercury Silverscale August 31, 2003
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
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Properly written Scheiße.

German for 'shit' and like in English, is a vulgarity. It can be used as an exclamation and a synonym for feces.

The verb 'To shit (deficate)' is Scheißen.

The soft E on the end is often dropped in common conversation or in times of emergancy but is seldom used by English speaking people and they may assume you're mispronouncing it.
Treten nicht in die scheisse! (Don't step in the shit!)

Ich muss scheissen, entschudigung. (I have to shit, excuse me.)

Scheiss! Es ist defekt. (Shit! It's busted.)
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Literally meaning "shit" in German, many Gringos use it to sound cool, or just a substitution, using it in situations much like when they would use "damnit," "crap," and the like.
Person 1: Dude, you know there's a five page history report due tomorrow.

Person 2: scheiße!
by Sylvia J. Wei January 01, 2005
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Hans: Was ist das?

Klaus: Achtung! Das ist granate!

Hans: Scheiße...

Boom!!!
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Scheisse is the german word for shit. Often used, when the current situation don't suit the German.
SCHEISSE! Die kommen nicht raus, die Huren!
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The german word for shit or crap! In germany as often used as fuck in the US.
Scheisse! Jetzt wollt ich die Bombe defusen und anstatt zu defusen werf ich meine Waffe weg wegen der scheiss neuen Config!
by VoXdie April 18, 2006
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