laying stomach down on bathroom floor with feet crossed, in view of toilet, and taking a selfie of the scene.
"just laying on my bathroom floor "#scharfing"
by Victim of delight November 25, 2013
Get the scharfing neck gaiter and mug.
When a boy tries to get with a girl, but ends up being so helplessly lost in the depths of the friend zone, that it's like he's in another plane of existence
Zach started to talk to Jess in hopes of getting with her, but was ultimately scharfed
by GG NO RE April 16, 2014
Get a Scharfed mug for your dog Trump.
1.A word to define something as extremely entertaining, and meant to sound somewhat German.

2. Really Cool.
Wasn't that movie Scharf?!

Nazi's aren't Scharf enough to join the club.
by Igor Rabovsky March 18, 2005
Get a scharf mug for your brother Manafort.
to shit and barf at the same time.
liz: "i was soo sick last night. I couldn't stop scharfing. I had to sit on the toilet AND hold a trash can in front of me.
by iou1galxee October 17, 2005
Get a scharf mug for your bunkmate Günter.
A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.
We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.
by Sugardong October 29, 2014
Get a Scharf mug for your brother-in-law Georges.
A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.
We had to run that smock through the wash several times to break up the "scharf" stains.
by Sugardong October 29, 2014
Get a Scharf mug for your Facebook friend Jerry.
simultanious shit and barf
one day i walked down the hall saw willow and i scharfed.
by feast May 14, 2009
Get a scharf mug for your Facebook friend Helena.