1.A word to define something as extremely entertaining, and meant to sound somewhat German.
2. Really Cool.
2. Really Cool.
by Igor Rabovsky March 18, 2005
liz: "i was soo sick last night. I couldn't stop scharfing. I had to sit on the toilet AND hold a trash can in front of me.
by iou1galxee October 17, 2005
by feast May 14, 2009
Verb meaning to feign sleep or general exhaustion in order to avoid an awkward situation, like a date or family gathering.
I was on such a bad date the other night: The guy kept trying to put his arm around me, so I had to scharf him and pretend to fall asleep right there on the couch.
by patbenetar December 08, 2010
When a boy tries to get with a girl, but ends up being so helplessly lost in the depths of the friend zone, that it's like he's in another plane of existence
by GG NO RE April 16, 2014
laying stomach down on bathroom floor with feet crossed, in view of toilet, and taking a selfie of the scene.
by Victim of delight November 25, 2013
A frothy amalgamation of semen and feces typically secreted by a female senior citizen's anus. Many times this is found in overly heated soiled-linen bins and speaks volumes about the hired staff at retirement homes.
by Sugardong October 29, 2014