bitch of a name that’s always misspelled for shandler or schindler (dk how)
people w this name often say they have german heritage (they probably do) like it’s a trait to have
they’re also very hot and tend to be amazing kissers mwah
if u don’t have this name u can’t call urself alternative. (jk <3)

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods