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someone sitting on your face thinking they have to fart but instead shits in your eyes.
while scatfacing Jill lost her load causing my eyes to burn which now I have scataracts
by getusum July 06, 2010
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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