An STD that causes enlargement of the penis and growth of worts so it looks like a giant red pickle. Also the name of a male stripper in Tulsa, renouned for his fondness of pumpernickel and his fire crotch. Also the nom de plume of a philosopher famous for his insights into the pretentious nature of college students and their inability to admit when they're wrong; most especially engineers, pre-law and pre-med majors.

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.