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a person who wears an oversized checkered scarf around their neck that's positioned in such a way to appear that if they raise it, they can rob the nearest store thinking its a fashion statement and they are actually cool for wearing such things.
Dave and Mark enter a bar in the summer time, proceed to the bar, grab a drink and scope out the crowd.
Dave: "Not bad tonight. Some decent talent."
Mark notices a group pass by; one person wearing an oversized checkered scarf.
Mark: "What's wrong with people. Its summer and they have to have on those stupid scarfs."
Dave: "I know, that's like the stupidest thing I've seen in awhile."
Mark: "Great, now I have to contend with scarfchode for the night."
Dave: "Not bad tonight. Some decent talent."
Mark notices a group pass by; one person wearing an oversized checkered scarf.
Mark: "What's wrong with people. Its summer and they have to have on those stupid scarfs."
Dave: "I know, that's like the stupidest thing I've seen in awhile."
Mark: "Great, now I have to contend with scarfchode for the night."
by Shaft99999 September 20, 2009
Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Rational person: Shut up psycho
Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020