Scammurabi

A highly esteemed con artist. Specifically the top 1% of scammers.
Mr. Bonsu: "I've looked everywhere and I swear somebody must have stolen it. I can't find the damn lottery ticket...!"

Mr. Jones: "Don't worry, we'll find it! It has to be around here somewhere."

Mr. Bonsu: "I don't know man, I'm starting to lose hope. We've been looking for 7 hours straight."

Mr. Jones: "Yeah maybe let's sleep on it and look again in the morning. It's 2am and we're both tired."

Mr. Bonsu: "You're right, let's just catch some sleep and look again tomorrow."

*Mr. Bonsu goes to sleep while Mr. Jones cashes the lottery ticket for 500 million dollars, plans a successful fake death, moves out of the country and is never seen again.*

Only a true scammurabi could achieve such a feat in the world of scamming.
by wobbyj January 07, 2025
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