fungus boy villiage idiot greasy hair 1 eybrow that a scammel and it has to be stupid

tall greasy hair with a unibrow and some fungus growing on his left ear stupid

Nipples of a particularly large and protruding kind

Parody of the inbetweeners character Jay. Horrendously unfortunate in looks and build. Lies about his pulling power.

Scammelling is the use of maximum time for least effect. Usually the antagonist in question has what he thinks is a good excuse for the delay, but is then bitched for slow progress.

Big erect nipples

Affectionate term to describe hard nipples