When you give yourself a posh wank but the condom rips right at the top and your cum goes everywhere.
Joe: Yesterday I gave myself a posh want but when right when I had finished I experienced a posh wank scam.
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!
Dave: Damn dude! Your cum must have gone everywhere!
by HustleMeister August 15, 2017
(1)When your mate tries selling you something for a worse price than what he paid for it.
(2) Your mate collects funds for a party or gift and building in a margin so he eats or drinks for free
(2) Your mate collects funds for a party or gift and building in a margin so he eats or drinks for free
by Jeff Beukabom July 1, 2015
Any situation where a fabricated incident pertaining to a Hate Crime is created in itself to incite violence for a specific agenda. This itself could be qualified under a hate crime, but typically doesn't carry the same consequences as a hate crime.
Eleanor: Did you hear about Jussie Smollett?
Ahmed: Yeah, that bullshit where he faked a hate crime to make white people seem bad? That should be a Hate Scam.
Ahmed: Yeah, that bullshit where he faked a hate crime to make white people seem bad? That should be a Hate Scam.
by PlayerIDMissing February 20, 2019
An act that turns out to be against one's own best interests. A self-scam can often be a decision which creates more problems than it solves, or that causes more trouble than it's worth. Often used to describe actions that turn out to be bad financially, or that are time-inefficient.
Buying a car is a huge financial liability. It is basically a self-scam.
I realized the module I created was more of a self-scam, because it adds a bunch of new bugs to the codebase.
Stress is just a self-scam. It does not speed up the work, and causes more mistakes.
I realized the module I created was more of a self-scam, because it adds a bunch of new bugs to the codebase.
Stress is just a self-scam. It does not speed up the work, and causes more mistakes.
by Larsluster June 9, 2021
National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file
man: hey kid want free Robux
kid: yes!
*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*
kid: wait why is my computer smoki
*BOOM*
man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day
kid: yes!
*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*
kid: wait why is my computer smoki
*BOOM*
man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day
by trrrrrbfhgkje October 13, 2023