Your friend John borrowed your car and wrecked it the next day.
"John, you idiot, look at this big ass sbeev you've caused!"

"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"

"I got killed by a pig in Minecraft." "Hah. Sbeev."

"My mum found my buttplug collection" "That's a big Sbeev, dude."