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A declaration of denial. Deterring the accusations of others.
Bob: Hey Joe! You're a fag!
Joe: "Says you"
by Rob Jurman May 10, 2004
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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Similar to saying "look who's talking!"; a comeback for when somebody says or insults something or somebody, but the statement is hypocritical
Clark - "Hey Neil! You're so stupid!"
Neil - "Says you! You're the one with an F in Math!"

Bob - "Wow! This paragraph is the mos sloppy thing I have seen!"
Mark - "Says you! All you wrote about was how 2+2 is equal to 5!"
by GutNose November 18, 2014
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An expression of disbelief, usually uttered after a sarcastic snort and always with a tone of derision.
"I licked Britney Spear's kneecap last night!"

"<snort>, yeah - says you!"
by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004
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how you respond when somebody says something you do not agree with.
boy number one: man this class is fun!

boy number two: says you!!
by finessinevan November 01, 2018
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