when someone says they have your back... while maintaining a maximum distance, half-turned toward the exit the entire time.
As we started getting overwhelmed, we turned around looking for support... found him playing hopscotch in a lava pool. After realizing we were in trouble, he flailed his arms in a half-cocked attempt to seem productive, barked a few orders then zoned. Before we had even wiped that joker was already back in town recruiting another group.... he had our sayback.
by Darkcrash September 12, 2020