“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”
by Dr Chef June 26, 2020
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 09, 2020
Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!
by the big bum December 09, 2020
When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.
hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.
by Kingpoopy3ird March 30, 2016
by Holy mouley February 27, 2016
by Holy mouley February 27, 2016
The act of taking a huge rip out of a bong and proceeding to blow it into a vagina, sticking your dick in immediately so the smoke comes out with your strokes.
E:Yo bro I was trying something new with my girl so I gave her the Jamaican smoked sausage.
M: What’s that?
E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!
M: What’s that?
E: Look it up and urban dictionary but it’s some wild shit!
by Bimbap July 24, 2021