An extremely overweight person wearing extremely tight clothing resulting in the the bulges of fatness to burst out like a cooked sausage.
That sausage is fresh off the grill. (a sausage that just turned 18)
by jAiPuR June 05, 2010
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Surfing urbandictionary.com, you wondered if you could search up some vaguely sexual term and see if it would show up. Now you're here. Great job! You wasted 30 seconds of your time. It's 2 A.M. Go get some sleep.
Bob ate a sausage. It would have been better with mustard.
by NotGareth April 18, 2018
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The act of having squeezed one's self into excessively tight clothing to the point where one cannot move and the buttons are screaming for mercy often resulting in an unflattering look.
She sausaged herself into the jeans she wore in high school resulting in a muffin top!
by Leftie Luci September 14, 2009
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A warning to other males in the room when your droppin your draws so they don't see any weens.
"Yoo Somerville I'm takin a shower now, sausage!" (Somerville will then turn around so he doesn't see his roomate's dick)
by G-Burg's Finest March 31, 2007
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1. the most amazing food in the word made from mashed up piggys rapped in edible plastic tubing. tis rather scrummy.

2. ~hand a hand with fat, fat fingers
these sausages are scrummy

you have sausage hands, can i eat your fingers?
by Squelchypants November 29, 2003
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A word used by a male when he sees an attractive female. It is usually said when with a group of friends in a club and it is clearly said in two parts. SAU-SAGE! After a while women realise what it means and it can't be used anymore!
If that guy says sausage at me once more i'll rip his damn balls off, see what he says then!!!
by Mike 'Wheels' Robinson August 16, 2006
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