Saumit is a name reserved for only the most amazing and handsome man. He may not know it, but everyone loves him and no matter what he does, he will be successful. Not going not that, but he can easily shoot a basketball from the other side of the court. Also, he can hit a home run with his eyes closed without using a bat. All the girls want him, but he doesn't even care. Basically the height of human potential.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.