the night of the week where everyone drops their usual standards of the opposite sex for the sake of making the night a good time

The worst reason to wake up before noon on a weekend.

A day in which a suit must be worn. It generally starts out as a means to curb the pain from the night before. The party members are to take on fake identities and discuss business. Topics of conversation may range from buying premium real estate, companies we own or fabulous vacations.

The day to celebrate all great quotes that may or may not make sense. Usually celebrated in the presence of a Jacob.

A Holiday that falls on every weekend that is specifically designated for the boys.

When the pic is too good to wait another week to Thursday.

That beautiful day of the week where no matter how tired you maybe from your boring life MUST involve the sexiest sex of the week. if your single (or married long term and you will not be getting lucky form your significant other) its the day of the week you splurge on a cheep spanish hooker or get aquatinted with your right hand and have a red tube marathon with your favorite lotion and several red bulls *optional yet encouraged*