having or making egregious grammatical errors, usually in the form of noun-verb/noun-adjective disagreement.
by wordworm August 21, 2007
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Loser boy and girls between 8-15 who like Jacob Sartorius and his shitty teeny bopper crap music.
These folks are obviously tone deaf as no one in their right mind would like this faggot ass little boy and his trashy music.
It's literally all just a money grab, you think he gives a fuck about you?
These folks are obviously tone deaf as no one in their right mind would like this faggot ass little boy and his trashy music.
It's literally all just a money grab, you think he gives a fuck about you?
Guy 1: Let's kill some satorians
Guy 2: oh you mean those jacob sartorious faggots
Guy 1: Yeah
Guy 2: sounds like a plan
Guy 2: oh you mean those jacob sartorious faggots
Guy 1: Yeah
Guy 2: sounds like a plan
via giphy
by BimRaked June 02, 2018
having or making egregious grammatical errors, usually in the form of noun-verb or noun-adjective disagreement.
by wordworm August 08, 2007
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
