Nickname for guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitarists to have ever walked the Earth.
"Hey, man, I was just listening to Satch; he rocks my socks off!"
by Andrew December 29, 2003
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That act of being soaked or wet. Usually refers to water but has been used in the context of alcohol.
'Did you see that torrential downpour ? I forgot my umbrella and got absolutely satched'

'I drank so much beer last night, I was fookin' satched'
by Arhtur August 14, 2005
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Noun. Short form of "satchel," meaning a bag of marijuana. Some circles will also use "Satchel Paige."
I'm dry, Dog. You know where I can score a satch?
by Lono April 18, 2005
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(n) - a recliner, couch, bed, any object used to rest or relax on

(v)- satchin', to satch

To relax or be lazy
(n)- We just got a new satch for our living room

(v)- I really need to satch. I have been satchin' all day
by satchman February 02, 2010
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(n) An extremely hairy section on a person's lower back.
OMG, Did you see that guy's satch!

Kim - hey girl, stay away from that guy. I heard he has a satch.

Pat - Dude, my satch feels like a gutter full of sweat its so damn hot out.
by The Original Satch July 19, 2010
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