As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.
When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.

When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."
by romad July 29, 2004
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"When I get the ladies goin', their panties gets hella satch". Or " it's so wet outside that the ground is satched"
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Nickname for Sting, lead singer in the group 'The Police'. Why it's his nickname when it's longer than his normal stagename is a mystery, a mystery that is said to have been solved by an Ape that goes by the name of Rip. This Ape is said to be found in various KFC outlets throughout South-Eastern England. But approach with care as he uses hax.
"Yo Satch^, hit me with another song my Hombre!" *Satch^ proceeds to beat the Sting admirers*
by Brian Partyh June 30, 2004
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when you make somebody feel like shit and they totally fuck you over.
"Dude! That was shitty! You totally satched me!"
by Amanda March 07, 2004
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a fart that does not create the crackle effect when it leaves your rear but is also not silent. Very airy fart.
dude did you just satch fart?

hahahaha YEAH
by Satch Adams August 09, 2009
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