Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.
Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.
by Bendrix92 December 15, 2006
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"I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog."
by J.Dahmer September 17, 2006
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Don't be afraid to pour satans egg nog over her face.
by DeenMachine December 20, 2006
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