Urban Dictionary: satanist

satanist

Main Entry: sa·tan·ism
Pronunciation: 'sA-t&n-"i-z&m
Function: noun
Usage: often capitalized
Date: 1565
1 : innate wickedness : DIABOLISM
2 : obsession with or affinity for evil; specifically : the worship of Satan marked by the travesty of Christian rites
- sa·tan·ist /-ist/ noun, often capitalized

hail the evil one! hail satan!

by jacob scott December 06, 2004

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fags that are so fuckin scared they can't even accept theres a God. Thet think some huge ass explosion a gagillion years ago somehow created everything in their body, on Earth, and in the whole fucking universe to work out as perfect as it does. (how the stars revolve, how our body and animals bodies work so perfectly, etc.) Also, the kind of people I LOVE to beat thew living fuck out of with my friends. satanists also make metal look evil, even though all the Satanic bands suck major ass except 2, Slayer and Lamb Of God.

christian: God created you. get over it.
satanist: no he didn't! A big explosion made me from some dirt and dust!
Christian:Really? a blast of fire also created all your organs to work in unison with each other?
satanist:yeah! Theres no way some higher being made me, even though thats more plausible than EVERYTHING on earth and in space being created by an explosion!
Christian: go masturbate to yourself then if you love you so damn much you stuck up bastard!
satanist: how'd you know I jack of to me? holy shit! are you God?! I BELEIVE NOW!

by CowboyFromHell April 02, 2008

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An edgy 15-60 year old dipshit that likes to stick a cross in his pooper and pecker

Man that satanist needs to get a life

by Matsysushi June 10, 2015

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The practice of voting and supporting democrat candidates and policies.

I just heard whom Matt voted for, I didn’t know he was a satanist.

by Third times not a charm October 29, 2020

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Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.

Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)

by badmouth June 02, 2018

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Basically that one chick that loves Satan a little to much (LOOKING AT YOU KAREN)

Person 1: You know karen?
Person 2: Oh yeah isn't she the Satanist who killed all them people?
Person 1: Oh My God! I heard a rumor that she dry humped Satan at a sacrificial birthday party for her 7 year old cousin who had peppa pig in his colon.
Person 2: OMG! PEPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HIS COLON!

by Defo not Karen August 26, 2019

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