Satanism can be divided into two main branches.
Theistic Satanism.
Aesthetic Satanism.
Theistic Satanism( also called Traditional Satanism) is the worship of Satan as a deity. It can come in many forms such as reverse christianity, which is thought to be the only Satanism. Reverse Christianity would consist of the satanist believing Jehovah exists as the bible god, and Satan as the christian devil.
Then there is a Satanism in which Satan is believed to be a modern name for other gods, such as Enki, Tiamat, Set, etc.
Sometimes, in rural areas, animal sacrifice DOES occur. However, the animals are then eaten or disposed of humanely.
Rarely, if ever, actual killings of humans happen. Usually, the killer merely uses Satanism as an excuse, and wasn't an actual Satanist.
Aesthetic Satanism is when a person uses Satan as a symbol instead of a deity. They use him to signify independence, self-indulgence, worshipping yourself as a god. And, basically, it's an excuse to act like the universe revolves around your head.
And to anyone who says Satanist are "retarded" or "Fags", someday, we'll all be laughing as your body rots six feet under. And yes, humans and all material came from star dust.
Theistic Satanism.
Aesthetic Satanism.
Theistic Satanism( also called Traditional Satanism) is the worship of Satan as a deity. It can come in many forms such as reverse christianity, which is thought to be the only Satanism. Reverse Christianity would consist of the satanist believing Jehovah exists as the bible god, and Satan as the christian devil.
Then there is a Satanism in which Satan is believed to be a modern name for other gods, such as Enki, Tiamat, Set, etc.
Sometimes, in rural areas, animal sacrifice DOES occur. However, the animals are then eaten or disposed of humanely.
Rarely, if ever, actual killings of humans happen. Usually, the killer merely uses Satanism as an excuse, and wasn't an actual Satanist.
Aesthetic Satanism is when a person uses Satan as a symbol instead of a deity. They use him to signify independence, self-indulgence, worshipping yourself as a god. And, basically, it's an excuse to act like the universe revolves around your head.
And to anyone who says Satanist are "retarded" or "Fags", someday, we'll all be laughing as your body rots six feet under. And yes, humans and all material came from star dust.
Mary and Matthew went to the church of satan and now act superior because they became laveyan satanist.
John and Joseph looked theisticsatanism.com and began worshipping Satan and were law- abiding.
John and Joseph looked theisticsatanism.com and began worshipping Satan and were law- abiding.
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A whole bunch of ridiculous rebelling punks. Their fucked up religion was founded by fucktard called Anton LaVey.
Satanists thinks that they're their own god, and that they don't need to be "saved" and what not.
Satanists are typically teenagers, because they want to rebel against their parents, society, laws and rules, but there're actually many adult satanists, which makes their religion even more ridiculous. These adult satanists are even more fucked up than their younger counterparts.
Satanists are fucknuts and they hate christianity, which they view as subjugating and enslaving religion. Satanists wears black clothes, listens black metal (which sucks ass, btw), and just acts like a rebelling bunch of teenagers and idiots, what they actually are.
Most satanists are also faggots.
Satanists thinks that they're their own god, and that they don't need to be "saved" and what not.
Satanists are typically teenagers, because they want to rebel against their parents, society, laws and rules, but there're actually many adult satanists, which makes their religion even more ridiculous. These adult satanists are even more fucked up than their younger counterparts.
Satanists are fucknuts and they hate christianity, which they view as subjugating and enslaving religion. Satanists wears black clothes, listens black metal (which sucks ass, btw), and just acts like a rebelling bunch of teenagers and idiots, what they actually are.
Most satanists are also faggots.
Normal person #1: "Hey, you heard that Mike is satanist?"
Normal person #2: "Yeah, i always knowed that there was some level of retardness in him..."
Normal person #1: "Me too. But it looks like we were wrong."
Normal person #2: "How? You like those satanists?!"
Normal person #1: "No. I mean he's even more retardned than we thought!"
Both: *Laughs*
Normal person #2: "Yeah, i always knowed that there was some level of retardness in him..."
Normal person #1: "Me too. But it looks like we were wrong."
Normal person #2: "How? You like those satanists?!"
Normal person #1: "No. I mean he's even more retardned than we thought!"
Both: *Laughs*
by mkgghu September 06, 2007
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The rules the Satanists' live by: {Rules 3/4/11}
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
=3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
=4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
=11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
=3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
=4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
=11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers
by el truth December 16, 2007
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As dictionary.com states, "The worship of Satan characterized by a travesty of the Christian rites." For those who say that satanists are atheists, you would be wrong. Atheism is the belief that there is no god(s) and they do not follow any religion. So stop grouping yourselves with atheists, because its not true.
As an atheist, i believe in no god(s) or religions. However, i showed up today and saw a couple people defining satanists as belonging or being a part of atheism, which is wrong and misleading... unknown whether or not the people who made this statement were christians looking to ridicule atheists, some kids/ moronic adults screwing around or some satanists looking to not look so bad.
by chrisguy January 19, 2006
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One who worships Satan.
( It does not mean you listen to heavy metal and such. You can listen to pop and still worship Satan.)
( It does not mean you listen to heavy metal and such. You can listen to pop and still worship Satan.)
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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