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someone who believes that they are they're own god and can control the path their life takes, satanists DO NOT worship satan (that is luciferism) but mearly worship themself, satanism is the most mis-understood religion there is.
Dumb kid: omg your a satanist that means you worship satan!

Satanist: no moron it means that i accually believe in myself it has nothing to do with the satan in the bible

Dumb kid: well then why is it called SATAN-ism hmm?

Satanist: because LeVey mearly called it that in his notes

Dumb kid: whos Levey?

Satanist: oh why do i even try?
by Hiliary.A December 15, 2007
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Satanism is ideological bullshit. There are two types of Satanism which are both equally bullshit:

Atheistic Satanism: Comprised of edgy atheists who ignorantly think their inherently selfish ideology is superior to all other ideologies. This form of Satanism teaches that one should worship themselves and give in to all carnal pleasures. LaVeyan Satanism is this type of Satanism which also teaches its adherents to believe in superstitious magic in the seventh rule of of its "11 Satanic Rules" that they teach.

The eighth rule declares that they shouldn't complain or cry over things "they needn't subject themselves to" like definitions such as this one. Yet like hypocrites, these atheist Satanists are constantly found on social media crying about Christianity which has no impact on their life and does more beneficial things for humanity than their ideology which in the 1st rule tells them not to preach their foolish opinions (like they do everywhere) "unless asked" and in the 11th, tells them to "destroy" anyone who bothers them.

All atheistic Satanists will also get triggered over people claiming they worship Satan despite the name of their cult originating from exactly that. Worship of the devil. Atheistic Satan Churches function similar to Scientology in that regular donations are required to ascend with ex-members being subjected to harassment and witch hunts by current members as LaVey's own daughter testified to when she left the Church of Satan.
The second form of Satanism is Theistic Satanism like The Order of Nine Angels which does worship the devil, operates in secrecy and allegedly practice human sacrifices by their own claims. The one thing it has in common with atheistic Satanism is that it also teaches one to give into their addictions and carnal lusts.

All forms of Satanism are bullshit and are mere cults. Atheistic Satanism is just an extension of atheist stupidity and rebellion against religion while Theistic Satanism is comprised of those who genuinely worship and believe in the Devil.

A Satanist is anyone adhering to any of these two systems, normally they have a very low IQ, hatred of religion (especially Christianity), limited vocabulary and a quick temper since they are unable to think rationally or control their emotions.
by Teacher of Truth August 05, 2018
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One who acknoledges only themselves as worthy of religious worship. Opposite to buddhism, Satanism encourages in the intensification of self awareness rather than its dissolution.

Satanists do not worship Satan. The term "Satan" is only used as a historic reference to the Egyptian god Set, god of the rising sun and of consciousness. Satanism has nothing at all to do with Christianity.
BUUUUURNNN the VILE SATANIST!!!!
by Xylenz August 20, 2004
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people who are honest, mature and open minded. people who arent afraid to believe in truth.
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jesus won over Satan but who will win in the end?
by cucumber May 08, 2005
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Some of the coolest people in the world.

People who arent afraid to admit that they have urges and needs that are "devilish".

They are their own god and rule over themselves. Its up to them what is right and wrong and don't let restrictive religon guide them.
Bob: Did you hear that Rick is satanist now?
Cindy: yeah, he didn't like it when his old church was telling him what not to do.
by KatieeexMatieee August 08, 2008
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My take on the subject is that you can believe what you want to but regardless you will go to hell. Satan is not kind to anyone and shows no mercy to those who short of the glory of God. Now before you get mad at me you should know that I can not control the rules. I was always taught to celebrate diversity and inclusion so to those of you who are satanist God bless your soul and have a great day.
Have a fantastic day and a wonderful Life. I am not a satanist
by You do you boo May 16, 2019
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buncha tard-asses who want to be atheists but run around dicking up the place while still being able to bitch and whine about how misunderstood and smarter than everyone they are like it's the fucking 40's or something.
non-satanist - "so do you worship satan or what?"

satanist - "WHY DOESN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THAT I DON'T ACTUALLY WORSHIP SATAN??? HOW ON EARTH COULD YOU IDIOTS THINK THAT AFTER I ADOPTED A NAME HISTORICALLY USED TO DESCRIBE THE ACT OF ACTUALLY WORSHIPPING SATAN??? FUCKING STUPID CHRISTIANS!"
by imalwaysdrunk May 15, 2011
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