A prolific French philosopher who explored existentialism (ass-hole-ology) and is very often scoffed at for having turned down a Nobel Prize, which he denied by saying (paraphrasing) "I'm pretty crazy and still super angsty."

An avid Marxist, he was actually kind of a homie to the jews who lived in Russia during the solvency of the Soviet Union.

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