1. "So last night with David-I totally sargasamed, and he totally bought it."

2. "Wow, this 1.50 steak is the best I ever had! Thanks so much for taking me here on our 50th wedding anniversary."

"Now honey, was that sargasam really necessary?"

Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...