I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.

Me and Chad took those girls from kappa pi back to the dorm and hit it sardine style.

He used to look like a beached whale, but now he looks like a racing sardine after all that time in the gym!

yeah, nancy is a real sardine slut

"I felt like such a sardine eater after licking that girl's stank ass vagina." "I have a new nickname for you..... mmmmmm sardine eater."

Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...

Dave: I don't like you
Alex: Shut up you microwaved sardine