1. (noun) A punctuation mark denoting sarcastic intent or meaning.
(sarcasm + apostrophe)

2. (noun) An event which turns out to be awkward, disastrous, or embarrassing as a result of a failed attempt to be amusingly sarcastic.
(sarcasm + catastrophe)

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.

Punctuation mark: Umlauts placed at the beginning and end of a sentence used to denote sarcastic intent. Helpful for texting and email.

Text symbol '$' denoting sarcasm for those times when you fear someone might actually think you mean what you say. Note the difference between these two messages: 'That was a great idea! :)' and 'That was a great idea, idiot.' Now you can text the second meaning without having to type 'idiot' at the end!

The sarcastrophe:

a single “ directly after the sarcastically elongated word