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an utter shithole full of hickish old people that makes you want to gouge out your own (or someone elses) eyes.
anna: so where are you from
joe: santa maria, ca
anna: we're done
joe: what?
anna: i won't be associated with a hick
by winners of cali March 20, 2011
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