some pervert who crawls down your chimney to give you dildos at night and coal if you're a whore

A lie told to kids by their parents.

An excuse to get children to make good choices and be good all year. However, it never works but we give them presents anyways, so they don’t throw tantrums saying that this is the worst Christmas ever.

When you are so deep in her pussy for an extended period of time that her cum dries up creating a beard or win

a mythical being that helps retarded rich kids to pass LA

When two lesbians shoot whipped cream up each other's ass and fart it in one another's face, (hence the white beard)

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.