Jonny, a middle aged sangus, is walking down the street talking to a hotty when a random grannystops him and says excuse me get away from my daughter.

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you