sān'fərdīz v. To obfuscate using elaborate euphemistic phrases.

From madness combat but the name sounds like a retired Lawyer that lives in texas

When an employee takes a job and either never shows up for work or quits after 3 days on the job for no apparent reason.

AKA Bokey

Sanford is one of the strangest towns in Florida. On one side you got the hicks that love to head to The Barn on 13th street. Which is funny because 2 blocks away are some of the most ghetto hood niggas around the area.

Parts of Sanford need to be bulldozed and the people kicked out.

Downtown Sanford is gettin' pretty nice and you can always hit up one of the bars like The West End, Jason's Martini Club or The Willow Tree for a good time.

At the other end of Route 111, Sanford Maine is home to a large population of Welfare Cadets, Pregnant Teenagers, Drug Addicts and general Scumbags. Ironically, the average Sanford resident is completely unaware of the fact that they are wallowing in shit. Adversely, most long term residents may even feel an allegiance to the shit hole which they have become accustom to .

The gayest town in all of colorado, maybe even the planet. It's filled of racist hicks and mormon girls who preach to "keep it in their pants," but all of us know that they fuck everyone that's closer than a third cousin. The population would not survive without tractors and Joseph Smith. As well as the absence of african americans, there is not a single sidewalk for the fanny bandit missionary coupes to ride their oversized bikes on, and might I mention there are a lot of those couples.

Care taker, Problem solver, crisis manager, concierge