Urban Dictionary: sand

A sand poet is one who developed a speech impediment from oral blisters - ones specifically caused by frequently licking a sand-encrusted asshole.

Toober can’’t properly say “alfalfa sassafras” because he made the mistake of being a sand poet

by The Great Zezu October 24, 2018

A member of the US Navy assigned to Individual Augmentee or GSA duty.

I just got my orders to Afghanistan... gonna be a sand sailor!

by Guamish October 16, 2008

Finding a wandering bitch on the beach that has lost her way in life but found her way in your pants.

yo lets go to the beach and pick up a sand slut.

by Ride a cowboy October 10, 2019

Sand that gets in your girlfriend's poothole during an anal sesh at the beach.

Eric: "dude mindys been in the bathroom for a half hour"
Dave: "shes got some sand fleas. "
Eric: "ayyyyyyy"

by Dangler43 April 22, 2020

When you have a lot of sand in your swimsuit and it comes out and it looks like you're taking a dookie .

Kiera just dropped a sand dookie rinsing off at the beach

by Daisy Bo Luke August 05, 2020

A person or group of people who sunbathe on beaches

Those sand huggers sunbathers were not willing to make way for my trek up the beach with the kayak

by Dirty pollack June 20, 2017

A description used for someone who has said or done an incredibly stupid thing, that it is attributed to them having sand on their brain.

Friend 1: Hey dude, Friend 3 still thinks we only use 10% of our brain.
Friend 2: He's got some sand on the brain.

by massivegamer July 16, 2019