A hideous, horrible looking virtual assistant that morons on the internet coom over because she's the closet thing to a woman they will ever know.
Coomer: Samsung Sam is so hot!!!!!!
Normal Person: She's fucking hideous, touch fucking grass you pillock.
Normal Person: She's fucking hideous, touch fucking grass you pillock.
by GrammaSoop June 14, 2021
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There are two definitions of Samsung Galaxy.
1: An extremely dangerous, weapons-grade explosive that was invented in South Korea.
2: A Smartphone
1: An extremely dangerous, weapons-grade explosive that was invented in South Korea.
2: A Smartphone
Policeman 1: There number of arms dealing rings skyrocketed after that South Korean explosive came onto the market.
Policeman 2: Don't worry, those aren't arms dealers. They're just electronics stores selling the new Samsung Galaxy.
Policeman 2: Don't worry, those aren't arms dealers. They're just electronics stores selling the new Samsung Galaxy.
by Brutus The Definer July 05, 2018
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An individual who thinks that everything that Samsung makes is superior to every other piece technology in the world (mostly Apple). Despite many smart phone users owning an iPhone, a Samsung hipster tries to go against this social norm.
iPhone Guy: Hey, I just bought the new iPhone.
Samsung Hipster: Even though the new S4 is superior in every way?
iPhone Guy: How so?
Samsung Hipster: Well there is a 0.1384 minimal difference between each process-
iPhone Guy: Hey Siri, can you give this Samsung Hipster the directions to get a life?
Samsung Hipster: Even though the new S4 is superior in every way?
iPhone Guy: How so?
Samsung Hipster: Well there is a 0.1384 minimal difference between each process-
iPhone Guy: Hey Siri, can you give this Samsung Hipster the directions to get a life?
by doessamsungevenlift January 11, 2014
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by Deëz nuts July 06, 2021
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Corvus: I CANT DELETE THE FANFIC HELPAGDKAHD I DONT LIKE THE NEW SAMSUNG NOTES WHY DID I DELETE THE OLD ONE
by Corvusisarat February 15, 2021
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a samsung ring tone is very nice for a history teacher and they like to interrupt history class, and get innocent girls in trouble, and they still love their phones. this normally happens in grade 6 it is part of puberty.
by Lilly___23143tbvx February 06, 2020
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