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Large Furry Drunken Animal That Roams a Trailer Park and Get's Beat Up By To Guys Named Ricky and Bubbles...
"F*** Ricky! There'S One O' Them Samsquantch'S At Muh Door!!!"
by Frikkin Lahey March 10, 2008
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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Furry fool who break dances. Is known for homosexual tendancies and undergoes the challenge of getting laid. While failing miserably. He often tries to steal peoples lives and drive other people apart. Is prone to bitch slapping. Can be found in the Urban Jungles of Toronto.
"What a homo... Such a Samsquantch... Hey Bob look at the samsquantch!"

"C'mon kids gather around. Billy Poke it with a stick! But mommy the Samsquantch might be horny and eat me! and NOT literally :("
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A creature lurking in the wood of argyle state park with a mile long cock that has teeth known to prey on young boys at their first trout camp.
by Jboogykillshot November 17, 2020
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