A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device
People who own rocks have samsonitis.
by Samsungsucks69 November 25, 2015
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Samson is the best person you’ll ever meet. If you ever me a Samson, do not let him go. Samson warms your heart when you see him, and you ate for him when he’s away. When you walk away from Samson you can’t help but thinking that you wish that you could turn back and kiss him. Samson is one of the best people that you will ever me, and that is why I recommend that you always stay alert for Samson. Because he will change your life forever.
Sister: Where is Samson?
Brother: He went to California for a week.
Sister: WHAT!!! But I miss him so much.
by Maddie&Samson March 14, 2019
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An intelligent person who can be very, very shy at times. Usually stubborn, tends to be funny and is always a good friend to have.
Friend 1: Who's that kid?
Friend 2: Oh he definitely looks like a Samson to me
by Haddix March 01, 2011
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A guy who stays in the park after dark to take niggas goodie holes. He is around 6'10" he is black and bald. If you cut off his dick it grows back twice as long. If you are in the park and hear a smacking sound RUN. Samson can bench 1000 pounds and squats around 3,459 and can run at 25 miles and hour. Don't go through the park after dark or he will take that goodie hole.
Samson widened my goodie hole.
by chikachicka September 24, 2009
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Samson is one of the best people you will ever meet. He gives you something to look forward to every week, and he super nice. He likes a girl not for her looks, but for her personality. Personally, he brightens my day every time I see him. I wish I could see Samson every day, but that is only in my dreams. He has changed me completely, and I am so glad I met him. Don’t ever let Samson go because he will change your life forever.
Samson: I was really bummed when you didn’t show up to church the last two months. I thought you were gone.
Madelyn: What, do you like me?
Samson: Yeah.(said while smiling)
by Maddie&Samson March 17, 2019
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Samson is a very HOT guy. They usually are very good looking, kind, and caring for others. He might be popular but don’t let that make you think that he’s mean. There soft at the heart and very very very HOTTTT.
Dang I wish I had Samson as a boyfriend. 🤪🥰
by ImBi March 19, 2019
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(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.
Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized
by A Tech Rep June 15, 2007
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