by IrocAll November 01, 2005
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
Sampson. "Better than Lassie." He is that "one in a million" dog. Loved and adored by everyone he meets. Black beauty. Long beautiful jet black furr with a smiling face. Adores his owner who he warships every step she takes. A loyal and loving companion who brings years of memories that will be treasured forever. He lives not for himself, but his master. The one he loves. Obedient like a robot and will wiggle his whole body when he greets you at the door like he has not seen you in years. He lives just to make his owner happy. He is a bed hog though...but he does it all. His greatest joy in life is his the owner...and going to the dog park with her. The girl he loves....
by Sampson's queen..... December 26, 2011
"You want to talk to Sampson?"
"How's Samspon doing?"
"Bitch you know what i want... I want to talk to Sampson!"
"How's Samspon doing?"
"Bitch you know what i want... I want to talk to Sampson!"
by 40oz-Warriors June 04, 2005
a crazy, often reckless individual who may possess a dulled sense of pain and lacks shame in their actions; Occasionally has a ridiculous last name
Number 1: "Did you guys see that dude jump off that building!?"
Number 2: "Yeah, he was probably a Sampson."
Number 2: "Yeah, he was probably a Sampson."
by ZZss4320 December 28, 2008
A word that is exclaimed in public places for no reason whatsoever. The person who yells 'Sampson' says it quickly, and in a growling voice that startles or confuses strangers. It often happens several times in the span of a minute. People don't know what to think.
Person A: SAMPson!
Stranger B: Did someone just say, Sampson?
Stranger C: That's what it sounded like, but he may have just been clearing his throat.
Person A: SAMPson!
Stranger B: There it is again.
Stranger C: ???
Stranger B: Did someone just say, Sampson?
Stranger C: That's what it sounded like, but he may have just been clearing his throat.
Person A: SAMPson!
Stranger B: There it is again.
Stranger C: ???
by Where's My Piggy? July 11, 2010
Jun 5 trending
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