Pick your ass, scratch your balls, scrape your chode, pick your earwax, pick your nose, ...then eat it.
by Little Nikki Lowery October 19, 2013
guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.
by david bennington July 02, 2011
A sampler platter is when a man is having a threesome with 2 females and those females are nude on top of one another while the man is alternating between both females, penetrating them both.
Hey man, how did it go with stacey and sarah?
Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.
Good bro, we got down, they laid it on with the sampler platter last night.
by Chigga nuggets March 13, 2014
A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.
by connorbd@yahoo.com February 07, 2004
n. Derogitory term for an African-American lady who as evidently enjoyed a large number of paramours. A more specific version of box of assorted creams.
by Skid Marky Mark January 08, 2004
Originally mentioned by the online comic, "Full Frontal Nerdity", by Aaron Williams, later established as a cliche by Fark during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.
"With the way my company's stock has crashed, I'm probably going to get a hot cocoa sampler box this year."
by FormlessOne February 27, 2005