Urban Dictionary: sampan

Top definition

Cooolest man you’ll ever meet. Have a big PeePee and is thick like Timmy thick.

You’re a Sampan today
Thanks

by Blop22 April 18, 2018

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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

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A very cool Indian who is incredibly smart. He is the God Of Math

Sampan is so cool.

by Lolnmmm March 24, 2018

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3

i shit on the log

by JOe October 08, 2003

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