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An asshole who thinks he is better than everyone else.
his inner goodness comes once in a very long time. And he is mainly a whiny bitch
guy 1: Oh hey! it's Samilton.
girl 1: Oh shit! cover my face before he comes here.
guy 1: why?
girl ! : because he is a first class asshole.
by uronefriend March 27, 2020
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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