That man is such a SAMF!

Oh dude you know that Emily chick?

Yeah blood, she's such a samf! I'd hit that all night long.

Joe was definitely a samf last night.

Girl, don't waste your time on that guy he's a SAMF!

A SAMF is that guy that always talks to your boobs.

(while talking on the computer since you have no life...and apparently neither do i)

dude. that one guy john is such a samf.

whats a samf?

a smart ass mother fucker. duh.

idk y u lol im SAMF

That Brent is a S.A.M.F for sure!