Urban Dictionary: samf

samf

acronym for Shit Ass Mother Fucker.

Mike's nothing more than a samf.

by racer March 21, 2004

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samf

n.
sexy-ass-mother-fucker

Amy: I would totally do him.
Elena: why?
Amy: cuz he's a samf.

by thebeastoftacos June 26, 2010

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samf

acronym for "Sexy Ass Mother Fcker"
also written as s.a.m.f. or sam f

Chris: Damn did you see Christina today?
Edwin: Yea, shes beautiful!
Chris: I know, such a samf...

by Chris Hurtt April 02, 2008

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SAMF

Sad Ass Mother Fucker

Someone who is one or more is 1+ of the following: pathetic, self involved, only cares about themselves, cold hearted, mean.
Example: Brandon is a SAMF!

by PopplesYourHeart March 21, 2020

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SAMF

stupid ass mother fucker

That guy is one SAMF.

by beechtree July 10, 2008

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SAMF

sev ass mother fucker.

sev is the armenian word for black

Alex Derian is so black, he's such a SAMF.

by melsaboss June 30, 2011

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SAMF

"sev" ass mother fucker

That man is such a SAMF!

by hyeeeeerrr June 30, 2011

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