person: ugh im so bored
me: same
person:i wish i was taller
me:same
person: sometimes i cover myself in chocolate then roll around in chocolate and pretend im chocolate
me: same
*building explodes*
me: same
me: same
person:i wish i was taller
me:same
person: sometimes i cover myself in chocolate then roll around in chocolate and pretend im chocolate
me: same
*building explodes*
me: same
by om&m July 11, 2013
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Person 1: "Don't you just hate it when people say 'same' after everything?"
Person 2: "Same"
Person 1: "GAAAH! My leg just exploded!"
Person 2: "Same"
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "Same"
Person 1: "GAAAH! My leg just exploded!"
Person 2: "Same"
Person 1: "Really?"
by Blobby101 May 23, 2010
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Basically when you can relate to anything sad, demeaning, embarrassing or just completely weird yet still relatable.
Person 1: "Ugh! I am the scum of the Earth!"
Person 2: "Same."
Example 2: *guy on skateboard falls off*
Person watching:
"Same."
Person 2: "Same."
Example 2: *guy on skateboard falls off*
Person watching:
"Same."
by OmgSAAAME!!! April 03, 2016
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Danie: OMG!!! I just got Lady GaGa tickets!
Hanna: same
Maryam: I just watched Pretty Little Liars!
Hanna: same
Arthur: I'm changing my name to Laquifa
Hanna: same
Hanna: same
Maryam: I just watched Pretty Little Liars!
Hanna: same
Arthur: I'm changing my name to Laquifa
Hanna: same
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A fucking annoying ass phrase that my boyfriend responses with to literally every single thing I say and every time he/someone uses it, makes me want to tackle them, claw their eyes out, rip their tongue out and smash their head against the ground till the bleed out.
Person 1: you wanna go and get some food?
Person 2: same.
Person 1:.......ill fucking murder you one day!
Person 2: same.
Person 1:.......ill fucking murder you one day!
by BabySpinach March 23, 2017
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by Mark April 12, 2003
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