sam dick a funny alternative to sam hill or sam hell when you are surprised or angry

An extremely large penis do not fuck wit him if you gave this dick a good sucking he will love you forever

" I sucked Sam's dick and now he loves me forever"

One of the Largest Penises on a human being.

It is absolutely tiny and it can not be sucked. Too small for any sexual pleasure.

Mega Dick Sam is the largest and best dick in the world. Imagine the best dick ever, Mega Dick Sam is 3x as good as that. He can provide immeasurable pleasure. He usually prefers men, but will not turn down the occasional woman. Everyone wants to claim Mega Dick Sam as their own, however, it is nearly impossible to do so because of the high demand. MDS never uses condone and fucks like a beast who cannot be tamed.